Lost?

Are you lost?

404 NOT FOUND

Yeah, you're lost.
We are sorry. We are so sorry. We don't know what you are looking for, but you obviously haven't found it. Unless, of course, you were looking for the 404 page. If that is the case, you have found it. In which case, congratulations!
But let's be for real here. You and I both know that you were most likely not looking for the 404 page. Chances are, you are not part of the 0.0001% who are. So that means you were looking for something on our site that either used to be here but isn't anymore, or never was here to begin with.
Here are the top 4 reasons this might have happened:

 

1. You're screwing around. 

Hey, you know what? We can respect that! You might have just tried a random URL, or you might be incrementing node IDs, trying to see if you can find something you shouldn't have access to. (Naughty, naughty!) But we are hackers ourselves, so we understand. (And we mean that in the most positive, non-script-kiddie sense of the term.) Sometimes curiosity just gets the better of you, and you want to see what's out there. As long as you're not trying to break our site or do us some kind of harm, it's cool. Feel free to poke around.

 

2. Somebody else dun goofed.

You may have clicked a link on another site that led you here. It may have been the promise of new music, or some other grimdark goodness, but you saw an HTML hyperlink from one site to ours and you clicked on it. We certainly hope so! But obviously, something went wrong. Maybe the link had a typo. Maybe it was a ruse all along.
Who knows? (We sure don't!) Either way, someone made a mistake and it wasn't us! We wash our hands of this travesty!

 

3. We dun goofed.

Of course, this is the notion we are least eager to entertain, primarily due to its overwhelming lack of probability. We strive to offer a perfect brand and product, but since we are merely bipedal, (mostly) hairless apes just like everyone else, we cannot succeed 100% of the time. Perhaps we sent someone a URL (maybe even you!) and we mistyped it. Perhaps we even put a link on this very site to this very page and... Oops! We did it wrong.
We would love to take the politicians' route and blame someone else in this case, but we're better than that. And so are you. So instead of wasting your time reading this, you should be inspired to pick up your mouse and keyboard (or one of those touchscreens the kids use these days) and venture forth into the site, questing bravely for the page you sought out in the first place! The Technician Loves You.

 

4. Candlejack took it.

We really don't think this one is too likely because